Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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