I wish I only lived at night.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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