Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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