Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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