Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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