I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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