He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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