This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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