Porn is love you can see.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize