What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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