Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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