Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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