I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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