Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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