Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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