At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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