Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I know her cup size but not her name....
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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