So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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