My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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