im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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