Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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