There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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