New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
