I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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