bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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