WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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