She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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