i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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