Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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