i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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