Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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