How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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