But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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