Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
