chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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