Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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