new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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