I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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