am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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