After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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