when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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