The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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