Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just had sex bonerless
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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