I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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