can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
only if we run a train.
done.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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