Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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