Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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