dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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