Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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