I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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