dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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