that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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