she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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