my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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