omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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