i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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