I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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