can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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